My brother is across the room laughing like crazy

It sucks because I *know* that means what he’s watching is hilarious

But I’m not watching it so I can only laugh because his laughter is irritatingly infectious

Curse you, familial bond!

ericseverynewday:

autonomousartisan:

peredhelhathladring:

dylanthescientist:

doctor-choochoo:

bobbyhoying:

giantspacefetus:

My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject

Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this

Excuse me bitch math is green science is blue

hell no math is blue. science is green. literature is red and social studies is yellow

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Math is red, English is blue, Science is green.

I can only agree with you so far. Math is red. English is blue. Science is BLACK. HISTORY is green.

captainarlert:

therealbarbielifts:

bergerwithcheese:

trumpetnista:

2ndratehandjob:

lady-dirtbag:

marchqueen:

tastefullyoffensive:

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

IT’S BACK

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

ITS BACK 

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

Whoever drew this is an amazing person and I love them.

What in hell

(via ericseverynewday)

100newfears:

[여객선 침몰] “세월호 선체 내부 진입 성공” [여객선 침몰 속보] “세월호 내부 진입 잠수요원 4명, 생존자 유무 확인중”[여객선 침몰 속보] “선체 공기 주입중…배 뜨면 선체 내부 진입 예정”
About 4 scuba divers were just able to enter the Sewol ferry, they are now checking for survivors (sources say students are still alive, in the boat). They are planning on possibly entering through the hull. Keep the parents of the students in your prayers, as well. They’ve been waiting in a local gym for hours, being given little/vague information from government officials and local maritime officers, who are also receiving little information from those searching for survivors. The whole thing is generally disorganized and rushed because of the urgency of the situation, so pray that we’re able to stay together and remain grounded. (Livestream of the Jindo gym here)

100newfears:

[여객선 침몰] “세월호 선체 내부 진입 성공”
[여객선 침몰 속보] “세월호 내부 진입 잠수요원 4명, 생존자 유무 확인중”
[여객선 침몰 속보] “선체 공기 주입중…배 뜨면 선체 내부 진입 예정”

(via lostintrafficlights)

lostintrafficlights:

OH YES THEY JUST ENTERED THE SHIP

christophrevans:

zerachin:

theongreyjoy:

that show you have every intention of watching and you are 100% confident that you’ll love but you refuse to watch right now because its not the right time.

#THE STARS ARE NOT IN POSITION TO WATCH THIS SHOW

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justamerplwithabox:

fizzylimon:

So I don’t think I ever shared that the Dallas Opera uploaded the next Opera in Brief videos I made for them!

This one is the Barber of Seville. If you enjoy it, maybe check out Die Tote Stadt!

You made an awesome thing! This is 100 percent accurate. Also more enjoyable than what the San Francisco Opera did this year, which was racist and gimmicky.

OMG what did they do!?

I’ve had a few asks and real-life friends contact me about the Jeju ferry tragedy that’s still going on. Briefly, here is what happened:

  • Hundreds of passengers, mostly students on a field trip, were ferrying to Jeju when the boat capsized just outside Jindo
  • As the boat sank, the passengers were instructed to remain, despite coast guard instructions to board life boats
  • The captain abandoned ship and, to add insult to injury, made it a point to bring money with him, then lied upon arrival, initially claiming to be just another sailor; he now faces criminal charges
  • Over a hundred have been saved, but more are still missing; it’s become clear that initial rescue efforts were insufficiently prepared but they now have divers and heavy equipment, but the efficacy is questionable this late in the game
  • There is also a lot of misinformation being spread via internet; nearly every “dying message” has unfortunately been confirmed to be fake

For updates, lostintrafficlights is doing a great job of translating and sharing important news items at http://lostintrafficlights.tumblr.com/tagged/ferry_accident

On other social media sites, follow the tag #PrayForSouthKorea (and also please be respectful when using it - this is how people are expressing solidarity, mourning loss, and sharing important updates)

ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"

this wasn’t supposed to get notes

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pleatedjeans:

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